The birds & the bees

Just spoke to my 12 year old son Adam about sex for the first time .... I think he is way ahead of me at that age .... I'm slightly stunned ........ I need a beer !

Icelandic Volcano

I give up the beer for one year & a volcano goes and erupts shutting down the whole of the airline travel industry in europe , stranding 30,000 of ny fellow Irish men & woman abroad ...... the two events are in no way linked .... I can a/c for my whereabouts at all times since Jan 1 .......

Happy Birthday Dude

Adam was 12 yesterday ...... Jesus I'm getting on ........ have fun with the I-touch munch ........... Cam got a camera ! .... what happened to action man & a comic ......... pesky kids

Good lord

I know Ryan air are an economy airline ...... but they dont even land now .... they just fly around in circles throwing people out near their destinations ..... this poor chap lost his luggage aswell .........

Rain rain go away

At least the rain is good for the flowers ........... who knows whats next ........ more snow ? ....... Just hope its a little better in Barcelona next week ! ......

Civil Rights

Not so long ago ...... this was common practice ........... unbelieveable .......... God bless Rosa Parks ........

Look what I'm missing

Despite all of the medical facts about not drinking ......... I still want a FUCKING PINT

Showing my age

Adam ..... my son ......... secondary school exam today ..........fuck sake ........ I'm ancient