YouTube - The Terry-Bridge Hand Shake That Didn't Happy

YouTube - The Terry-Bridge Hand Shake That Didn't Happy

That'll learn him !!!!

The Month Not The Rally

Need volunteers for March !!!!! ....... give up the beer or whatever for March ....... we have had 10 people for Jan & Feb ..... so far 7 for March ...... go on ..... go on .... go on ...  go on

A true friend ........

True friends hold your hair while you inspect the inside of the lavatory ............ hold on to these people they are special ....... bring them for many many drinks ........ for if you do you will need to avail of this service ...

Now thats a party

To all you pussys waking up in bed today with your paltry little hangovers .... this is proper drunk !!!!!! How many people would you need to accomplish this????????

The Auld Enemy

Good luck today to the Irish boys ........ taking on the chariot swingers in "twickers" .......... if we play to our potential ........ we will win ........ simple as that .......... our best is better than their best ...........

YouTube - Relaxing Aquarium (watch in HD)

YouTube - Relaxing Aquarium (watch in HD)

Try It ........ have a snooze too ......... lovely

Plan for tomorrow

I shall be extremely busy ...........

Thank God It's Friday

This was obviously not drawn up by an Irish person ...... because drinking is only mentioned during lunch !!!! more like lunch ..... not go back to the office ........ continue drinking until Monday ........

Must have had a few

I'm no expert ..... but this is not how I would recommend riding a motorcycle ......... or else he is the world balancing champion ?

YouTube - Drinking:LOADS OF FUN

YouTube - Drinking:LOADS OF FUN

YouTube - drunkest guy ever goes for more beer

YouTube - drunkest guy ever goes for more beer

Funny man ...... decent man

Cheers Dara for the tweet .......... good to see your not up your own hole ......... not like some other people I could mention ............ GT ( Dara O'Briain = Irish comic legend / over the other side of the pond , stealing the queens pound )

The worst pain imaginable

Someone asked me recently what it's like to have an orchiectomy ( google it ) ..... well ..... imagine that the person above is a man ! ........ a man with two man lumps downstairs to start ......... who attempts the above  ( ill advised ) stretch ........ only to tear their undercarriage & have one of the crown jewels escape from the tower ........  that's it really ...... in an nutshell ....... or at least.... used to be .........

Not enough hours in the day ......

I dont know what end of me is up at the minute .......... things are hectic in work ..... the "A" licence has started ........ college CA due in in two weeks .......... club committments .......... DDSL squad sessions ........ oh yeah & I have a wife & kids ........ can we please petition for an 8 day week .........

New Campaign

Global sportswear giants Nike have replaced Tiger Woods with the Watson Teehans ........ a spokesman for the company stated that womanising was not a characteristic that they looked for in a brand ambassador but that drinking & generally having the craic were part of the new brand architecture . Stef on his own fitted the criteria & made the companys decision an easy one ........ to sign the two taller Teehans was simply a bonus the spokesman stated.

Is it just me ?

Maybe I'm going crazy due to the lack of beer ......... but the son of god appearing on a dogs ass ? ........... help me sweet lord baby Jesus  .........

MMMMMMM

Nice ........ would love a beer ......... 310 days to go

I know the feeling

I think Lyn must own this land ......... imagine being caught on the land & then having to tell her you cant make the party either ! ........... I'd sooner hack my other nut off with a rusty blade ...... thank you very much

ALI & I

The great one had a wife called Belinda too .......... she could whip his ass ....... one of the few in fact ...... must be something in the name ........ I'm fucked ....... cheers ......... GT ( dead .. soon to be )

Happy Birthday Lyn

Today is my wifes birthday ........ pity she hates me ........I'm away on my UEFA "A" licence at the moment & missing her party tonight !....... mental note to self ..... better bring your A game on Sat to make up for this monster fuck up ........ love you ........ xxxx

Starting young

I think I have discovered why Irish men like their porter so much .............

Work tomorrow .........

Just got hit by a wave of  "THE FEAR" that realisation that you have work tomorrow ! aaaaagggggggghhhhh

MLK

"Life’s most persistent and urgent question is: What are you doing for others?" This quote made famous by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. strikes at the heart of what it means to be a mindful participant in any community. Do something tomorrow that you wouldn't normally do to help someone that you know or better still don't know ......... It feels amazing ...... believe me ...... this little challenge has taught me that if nothing else....... trust the good Doctor !

Tired beyond belief

Football football football football .............. wrecked ........... night on the couch required ........ might even have a little snooze .... no booze ..... just a snooze ...... I choose ......... I like shoes ... and rhytm & blues ...... sky news ...... toffee chews ........ yews ..... jews .... screws ..... pairs ( sorry meant things that come in twos ) ...... booze booze booze & more booze

Dave Gorman

Comic genius Dave Gorman ...... the man behind looking for Dave Gormans around the world & the googlewhack project amongst others ........... is fucking deadly ........ I love him ...... in a sober ....I'm not drinking kinda way ......... he makes me laugh & has super powered locks

The Dry Spell

52 days on the dry ...... 8 weekends done & dusted ......... I'm sick of blackcurrant & have turned to orange to get my kicks ........ the pros of this thing far outweigh the cons ...... but there are days when I would really really really love a beer ....... cheers ........ GT

YouTube - heineken stops the world (BacKyard Dog - Baddest Ruffest )

YouTube - heineken stops the world (BacKyard Dog - Baddest Ruffest )

My Fish

Meet Pac Man & Rey Mysterio, my fish .... actually my sons fish ...... but gobshite daddy feeds them , cleans them , walks them ....... they might as well be my fish ......If I'm honest .... I hate the stinky bastards ...... all they do Is eat & shit ...... I'm off to clean them now as I'm not sure if they are dead or alive the water is all murky ! Hopefully they are floating on the surface like a tourist on a lilo ...........

Looks Promising

Ok so I'm about five years behind everyone ........ but I started watching Prison Break tonight ......... first two episodes ... really good ........ I think I'm gonna enjoy this bad boy ............ cheers ........ GT

YouTube - Chair Dancing Around the World with Jodi Stolove

YouTube - Chair Dancing Around the World with Jodi Stolove

Seen as your already pissed and cant stand up ...... heres the perfect thing to try !

I hope ye pulled

Would ye ? God bless the gargle ........ cheers ..... GT

Saturday nights - welcome home

 Get the frying pan on ..... your pissed !

There once was a man .........

whose daughter fell into a bucket ..... he could not even save her ......... though his efforts were braver ........ than the lad who went leave her ..... just fuck it .........

There once was a man called Gavin ........ for a full year no beer he was havin ........ he blogged night & day ........ and twittered away .......... and bought a new house in Dunlavin ............

Gimme a break....... you try rhyming a poxy name like Gavin ............ I wish I was called Chuck !

The Irish Brogue

Just how many ways can an Irishman tell you that you are not a good person ...... in his humble opinion ? ...... here are but a few ...... shut up ye lemon ..... what a melon ....... that fellas a tulip ....... complete spacer ....... lunatic ......... goon brain ......... muppet ...... fucking arse hole ......... 100% tool ....... he's off the charts ....... nut case ...... total gobshite ......... unbelieveable spa ........ jaysus what a dipper ........ homo ....... he's a right spanner ........ cabbage ..... what a twit ...... big tit ........ moob monster ...... head wrecker .... gypo .... pikey ..... paav ......... poxbottle..... divvy ........... plonker ......... and these are just the mild ways ! ...... cheerio ....... GT