A Christmas Appeal

In law, an appeal is a process for requesting a formal change to an official decision. Well Im appealing for a formal change to Belinda's official decision to throw out my good old friend Frosty the wooden christmas decoration snowman ............ every year there is a cull & decos get thrown out that dont quite fit with Belindas given theme that year ........ this year Frosty didnt make the grade ........ normally I wouldnt bat an eyelid ...... but something cut to the core of me when I realised that this little fella would be in a skip for Christmas ...... look at his face ...... how could you abandon him ....... as I write this I have him stashed in my office in the attic for fear of him being discovered by the christmas deco police ........ can someone please give him a good warm home ? ...... he's no trouble ..... eats fuck all & doesnt need to be walked ........ contact me in strict confidence to give this snowman the many more christmases that he deserves .......... cheers .... GT