There once was a man .........

whose daughter fell into a bucket ..... he could not even save her ......... though his efforts were braver ........ than the lad who went leave her ..... just fuck it .........

There once was a man called Gavin ........ for a full year no beer he was havin ........ he blogged night & day ........ and twittered away .......... and bought a new house in Dunlavin ............

Gimme a break....... you try rhyming a poxy name like Gavin ............ I wish I was called Chuck !